Ok guys its time to get real and man up. Enough of all the lies!!!We've put this mask on to the world, and all these white lies have piled up and now we can't get out of it. Let's come clean.
I've got this theory about guys and alcohol. So close you eyes and imagine you walk into a bar. Everyone has to do this because if you WERE in a bar recently, chances are you don't remember it. SO, let's all imagine.
You walk in, you see a buncha "macho" guys hitting on ladies up at the bar. What are they drinking? Guys are probably drinking beer, girls probably mixed drinks such as fuzzy navels or cosmo's. Right?
Why? Thats the way our society has been turned. But we did it to ourselves. We've been molded to drink this nasty urine-smelling beverage to make us feel like a MAN!!
But cmon. Let's be honest. Guys drink beer just to feel macho. (OR maybe its cheap and we just wanna get hammered) None of us REALLY like it. It's bitter and awful. But if a girl walks up and sees us drinking some girly fruity drink...its over before it began. The best tasting beverages are the sweet fruity ones. I'm sure some of you think i'm a little fairy right now, but I don't care, I'm the only one man enough to admit what we've all been thinking for years, and its time to set the record straight. Margarita's are where its at.
Sorry guys if i've blown our cover. But It's better this way.
FYI: Dad, Mom, Mr. Ambrose, others from my home church, i'm not an alcoholic, i drink rarely if ever, i rarely stray into bars unless the national championship game is on and i've got no tv. But i did go to the doctor not to long ago and he asked me if i drank, i said every once in a while, and he said it was good for me. so there ya go.