I do need to move one to more important subjects, but I can't let Mr. A. (I won't divulge his identity) get away with his blasphemous statements.
First of all, Golf is as American as fish n' chips. And by that very statement, it cannot be legitimized as "the greatest game to be played by man." It's a game made popular by rich aristocratic tight-wads who've never done a days work in they're life.
I've seen my dad rob a buddy of mine of a home run; an over the shoulder spectacular grab reminiscent of Willie Mays. So that argument is now defunct because my Pa probably IS on the level of Tiger Woods.
The argument of facing Pedro is also ludicris because you hit the ball off a TEE!!!! I did that when I was 4. Let's move on, please.
I do have some other thoughts.
Who's ever heard of a dress code to go play a game? "Hey everybody! Lets all go put on our blouses and our sunday skirts for a pleasant game of candy land!!! yaaayy!!!
Golf is a waste of precious acreage. Period. What kind of game needs a plot of land the size of Asia, then you tick the guy behind you off because you're playing too slow?? "Theres 200 more acres to play on, buddy! move along!" Outrageous.
Baseball has 5 year olds that do the same job as a caddy....who is usually at least 20 years older.
Wasn't there some guy that excelled at golf while he was drunk? Yeah, case closed.
Be a man, use wooden clubs.
Thats it, I'm done, I'm moving on.
As an afterthought, this post is not meant to attack Mr. A personally, just his ideals.