What if I called you early one saturday and asked you if you wanted to head out to the park for an early morning stroll? And then said that you had to wear an outfit that screams queer eye for the straight guy? And then I said you had to lug around a buncha iron sticks in 90 degree heat? And then I said you would probably spend most of the day angry at the world? And to top it all off, I said that I am going to have to charge you 50 bucks to do so?? SOUND LIKE FUN???
yeah, didn't think so. And who would rather do this than hit the diamond and play some baseball, or play some football?
Apparently a lot of crazy people do.
Yeah, thats right, I'm speaking of golf. You're all a buncha sissies. I'm even gonna go as far to say that golf isn't a sport. It's just a buncha guys walkin around in goofy outfits hitting an egg-sized ball into high grass, then acting like a 2 year old while they crawl around in the weeds, wishing they'd never left the house, cursing like a sailor, all because of a stupid white ball.
And I know you're response. I've heard it a million times. "PLaying golf if the hardest sport." or "Lets see you try to hit the ball straight." or "Golf takes a lot of skill to play."
Yeah? Well needlework and crochet take skill too. But you don't see me doin' it. Yeah, lets put together knitting leagues for the guyssaturday. That'd be a blast.
The only fun part of playing golf is getting the cart, and terrorizing the other fairies that play. Or taking it mudding out on the course. Now thats a blast.
Ever tried watching golf on tv? yeah, it's like watching a submarine race. Full of surprises.
I've played. and i'm bad at it. really bad. and so is almost all the population. But thats whats so sad.
People have actually put in the obscene amounts of time to actually get good at this sport. It's like dedicating your life to picking flowers.