When I got off my trip on friday night at 12:30, I slept in the lounge at the airport, slung across a leather chair, and got a surprising 5 hours of solid sleep. It's really strange to wake up to people looking at you, wondering how on earth you slept in the chair in such a position. Then I caught a frozen plane home to New Orleans. (Jackson, MS, actually. flights into N.O. are next to impossible to get on..so i rented a car and drove down.) I only say that because in -20 degree wind chill weather, things happen, such as frozen cokes, frozen wines, frozen water lines, etc. But we fly on.
Then I went home to see my pop for his 50th bday, and a jacked up computer which didn't allow me to blog. I tried, I promise. But it wasn't in the cards.
So a week after I left, here I am. Posting at home. So anyways...SORRY! Heres some pics from my dads bday, mostly from a care package my aunts and uncles put together for him:
Of course somebody has to give him the Viagra
Wow, that's embarrassing
So the other day I farted. I passed some gas, and it stank. I know you don't care to hear it, that it doesn't affect you in any way, but the dog cared. He backed down like he was faced with a Puma. With "nasty, big, pointy teeth." So I know it didn't affect you, but I'm apologizing to you for any inconvenience I have caused. Absurd sounding, isn't it??? why would I apologize to you for that?? It didn't happen, I'm just saying it to make a point. I'm sick and tired of this whole cheney business, I wish we'd all move on (including myself after this post!). The man made a mistake, the guy he shot is fine. Cheney apologized to him, and he accepted. But why on earth are WE demanding an apology for it??? thats what makes me so confused and irritated!! He didn't do anything to anybody except that poor old man. the only person he owes an apology to is him. Not the American public. We had nothing to do with it. I think theres more important things we should worry about. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a war in Iraq?? Don't we have a bunch of little Josue's scurrying across our borders ?? (see I told you I'd get you back) Moving on:
Olympic rants of note: -Stop whining about bad olympic coverage by NBC. Watch the games for the games, the best athletes in the world competing. Stop relying on networks to make it more dramatic.
-I hate the word "disappointing" in the olympics. I know its fitting for someone who is expected to win gold and doesn't win anything, but he's only "expected" due to the media. They're still doing AMAZING things.
-Bode Miller is AWESOME soley because of his recovery the other day when he got his ski caught in the gate, and went a good 5 seconds on one ski. I couldn't care less if he lost or won. that was absolutely STUNNING. ( to view the video, go to http://www.nbcolympics.com/ then click on "videos" then on the left you can choose athletes, click on bode miller, and go to the video called "Miller's super-G DNF") Then, to avoid the media, he skiied through the woods!!! awesome!
-Shani Davis is a jerk. He needs to change his citizenship.
-Can anyone explain the scoring rules of curling??? and who knew so many hot chicks curl????
Special thanks to my dad who allowed me against his will to make fun of him on my blog.